Totes Cool

Perfect for hitting up the market or grocery store for all your cheesy necessities in eco-friendly style! This Macaroni and Cheese tote bag is 100% cotton with a squared-off bottom (20"w x 14.5" h x 4.5"d) and comes in four colors; $25-30, zazzle.com.

Rain Check

In a perfect world, it would rain Asiago. Alas, for now, you'll have to settle for shielding yourself against the elements with this bad boy. £16 ($26.50); houseofspoons.spreadshirt.co.uk.

French Dressing

Communicate your love for cheese, the French, photography, or the color yellow in this sweet "Dis Fromage!" (aka "Say Cheese," you uncultured peabrains) T-shirt, sure to have that creepy guy at the bar question you about one of the aforementioned topics. $26.50 (£15); delias.com.