Coolest Cheese Invention of All Time?

The cheese-filtered cigarette (see actual patent illustration below). In 1966, one kooky fella, who claimed that cigarettes at the time didn't filter enough tar and nicotine, discovered that cheese did quite the efficient job. Question: Where is this man today, and will he marry me? Now, you too, can make your very own cheese-filted cig! It's easy: Use a hard cheese, grate into small pieces and mix with one-third part charcoal. The charcoal helps absorb cheese oil and keeps the filter from getting all stinky before it reaches your lips. Anyone who wouldn't take up smoking to try this is insane.